It’s time once again for your favorite game show, Spot the Looney. Now our first segment comes from an online description of the latest issue of the magazine FHM:
In an age when 10-
year-old kids use theF-word more often than Joe Pesci in “Goodfellas,” America’s innocence seems to have gone the way of the dodo bird. FHM is here to tell you that innocence isn’t extinct; rather, actress Alicia Silverstone has a monopoly on it. Whether an elephant is attacking her or she’s snuggling with her dogs, Silverstone is always a pure, tasty piece of cutie pie. Also in this issue: Total sex! (7–8/00)