O God Of Earth And Altar

As sung in my church last week: “O God Of Earth and Altar”, words by G.K. Chesterton, melody arranged by Ralph Vaughan Williams:

O God of earth and altar, bow down and hear our cry,

Our earthly rulers falter, our people drift and die;

The walls of gold entomb us, the swords of scorn divide;

Take not Thy thunder from us, but take away our pride.

From all that terror teaches, from lies of tongue and pen,

From all the easy speeches that comfort cruel men;

From sale and profanation of honor and the sword;

From sleep and from damnation, deliver us, good Lord!

Tie in a living tether, the prince and priest and thrall;

Bind all our lives together, smite us and save us all;

In ire and exultation aflame with faith and free,

Lift up a living nation, a single sword to Thee.

In other news, thanks to all the attendees of my third annual Halloween Party last night! A total of 12 attendees this year. The apple pie and cakes went quickly, as did the party mix. I was a bit surprised that folks barely touched the hot apple cider and mashed sweet potatoes, especially on a wet autumn night like this one. Nevertheless, ’twas a fun night, as usual.

There’s Nothing Like Apple Pie

I love seasonal food.

Of course, I’m blessed with a society that provides all sorts of food at any time of the year. If I want blueberries in February, I can get them.

But some food remains inextricably linked to certain seasons. Lemon ice cream just only tastes right in the summer. Beef pot pie requires snow on the ground (and, ideally, a crackling fire). Strawberry shortcake seems tied to spring, somehow.

And autumn is the best time for apple pie.

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Now, whereas some dishes are open for experimentation, apple pie remains a specific, classic dessert. When a person bites into apple pie, their teeth and tongue come to the experience with certain very definite expectations: Tender, flaky, buttery crust. A lattice top. Flavorful, tart apples. A sweet, thick interior that holds together; no running all over the plate.

That’s what this recipe delivers. And—please don’t click away from this page when you read this—it even includes its own pie crust, made from scratch. I’m proud of this, because the crust takes about 5 minutes to prepare (plus rolling it out, but that only takes another 10).

In fact, despite the length of this recipe, it’s really dead simple: toss the crust ingredients together and massage until it forms a dough. Chill it, then roll it out. Chop up the apples, and toss the remaining ingredients together with the apples. Put them in the crust, make the lattice top (or not), and bake it. And you’ve got perfect apple pie.

Prep Time 30-45 minutes, total time 1 ½ to 2 hours, plus cooling and chilling time

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For The Crust:

2.5 cups (350 grams) all-purpose flour

1.5 sticks (¾ cup) butter

¼ cup Crisco or other vegetable shortening

½ teaspoon salt

7 tablespoons water

For The Pie:

3 Granny Smith apples

3 McIntosh apples

4 teaspoons lemon juice

¾ cup sugar

¼ teaspoon nutmeg

¼ teaspoon cinnamon

¼ teaspoon salt

1/8 teaspoon allspice

1/8 teaspoon allspice

Hardware

Large bowl

Pie tin

To make the crust, melt the butter in a microwave for 30 seconds on high. Combine all ingredients in a large bowl, first with a spoon, then with your hands, massaging until it forms a consistent dough. Divide into two halves (ideally, make one half slightly larger than the other; the larger half will be the crust and the smaller the lattice top). Refrigerate for at least 30 minutes, then roll out.

Preheat the oven to 500°.

Peel each apple thusly: cut it into quarters, then cut out the core using a V cut, then cut off the peel. Slice into roughly ¼” slices and put them all in a bowl.

To the apples, add the lemon juice and stir. Separately, stir together the sugar and spices, then add those to the apples and stir until all the sugar mixture clings to the apples.

Pour the apples into the crust. Cut the remaining crust into strips. To make the lattice, lay out one small piece on the far end, and another at a 90° angle to it on an adjacent side. Then lay a third, longer piece next to the first one, peeling back the second piece so the third piece can go under it. Lay the fourth piece parallel to the second piece, peeling back the first piece so the fourth piece can go under that one. Continue layout out lattice pieces, peeling back existing pieces to create the proper lattice effect.

Bake at 425° F until the crust is golden, about 25 minutes, then reduce heat to 375° F and bake until the juices bubble and the top is deep GBD (Golden Brown and Delicious), at least 25 minutes more. Remove from the oven and cool on a wire rack. The pie will need several hours in the refrigerator before the filling sets firmly. Then get out the vanilla ice cream and prepare yourself for some classic apple pie.

(A tip for rolling out dough: Lay the dough between two sheets of wax paper, and roll it out. You won’t need to sprinkle flour everywhere, your rolling pin will stay clean, and once the dough is at the edge of the wax paper, it’s wide enough to fit in the pie tin.)

My Reaction To Tintin

Tintin imageSo I’ve finally bought and read some Tintin, the iconic comic book character created by French artist Herge. Specifically, I read The Adventures of Tintin, Volume 1.

I’d like to write that I loved it, that it was a work of genius. I can’t. It had fun moments, and inventive moments. It was certainly good, in a timeless sense.

But it just didn’t come together for me.

According to the Tintin Wikipedia article, Herge initially improvised all his stories, throwing Tintin into predicaments without knowing how to resolve them, then coming up with a solution on-the-spot. As a result, the book features many frustrating cliffhangers of the worst sort, such as Tintin being rolled up in a carpet, shot, then thrown into a river, only to discover that Tintin had escaped from the carpet earlier (with no prior clues to indicate this).

Herge began planning his stories with The Blue Lotus, which is included in Volume 1. The planning improves the storyline tremendously; I fully enjoyed that particular storyline.

Another problem was the characters. Tintin’s a plucky young man, but he lacks sufficient depth of character to make me really root for him. The rest of the cast is filled out by broad, simple personalities common to the era.

I wouldn’t mind that if the stories themselves carried any depth, but most of these adventures are, well, adventures–simple mysteries and thrillers. Astro Boy, for example, has simple characters, but depth of plot. Tintin just felt…simple.

Perhaps that’s his appeal: simplicity. I can appreciate that, and perhaps I’ll revisit Tintin with an eye for clean stories and straightforward characters. But for now, I can’t be counted a Tintin fan.

Jason Calacanis, His Email List, and Layoffs

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Jason Calacanis is a very interesting man.

He’s a classic Silicon Valley entrepreneur. He started several major websites, including Silicon Alley Reporter and Weblogs, and is currently running Mahalo, which is a sort of hybrid Google/Wikipedia site.

I first heard Jason Calacanis—literally, heard—when he was a guest on This Week in Tech, a tech audio podcast. He was completely confident, and opinionated, and threw out extremely self-assured opinions.

And this ticked people off.

Now, he wouldn’t attack people directly (except when clearly in fun), and he made clear that he’s been wrong before. He was also playful with his status as Silicon Alley big-shot, joking about his ability to buy things and such. But he was definitely certain of his beliefs, and dismissive of other opinions. Which he certainly has the right to be.

And, again, this offended people.

I discovered that Calacanis is rather infamous online. Apparently, people can’t stand the fact that he has strong opinions.

It’d be one thing if he were nasty. He’s just opinionated. Doesn’t he have the right to be?

Anyway. He did something interesting a few months ago: he stopped blogging, and set up an email list. Instead of blogging to the internet, he sends an email to a relatively small group of people (750).

He pointed out that pressure from other bloggers, debates on TechMeme, accusations and comment hate, just became too distracting. As he put it, “Today the blogosphere is so charged, so polarized, and so filled with haters hating that it’s simply not worth it. I’d rather watch from the sidelines and be involved in a smaller, more personal, conversation.”

And today he posted a long, detailed entry to his email list about his decision to lay off a few people at Mahalo. He explained all of his reasons with clarity and honesty, and described the actual layoff process and what he’s learned from laying folks off over the years.

It’s an honest, insightful post, and I think it benefits from being sent to a “safe” group of people who’ve actively signed up to hear what he has to say. It changes the nature of the content, in a good way.

If you want to sign up for Jason’s list, head over to his email list page. It may take you a while to get in, as you have to wait for a slot to open. But I think it’s worth it.

Online Photo Printing with Snapfish

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Snapfish is an online photo printing service. Quite simply, you upload your photos to the Snapfish site, choose your print options, and pay with a credit card. Your photos arrive in the mail a few days later.

It’s simple and powerful. There are similar sites, like SmugMug, but Snapfish is one of the cheapest and simplest. The site also provides basic photo editing tools (red-eye reduction, tweaking colors, cropping photos, etc.).

You can get your photos as regular prints, as well as posters, photo books, calendars, mugs, etc.

Overall, it’s a really solid service. Highly recommended.

Experimenting with DC Game Day III

I spent Saturday at DC Game Day, a full-day tabletop roleplaying experience. I normally don’t go out much, to be honest, and I knew nobody there. But I wanted to meet some local tabletop RPG players, and get a feel for games I haven’t played before.

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The first game involved 1936, Nazis on jetpacks, a temple in the jungle, lizard men, a mind-controlling wizard, and Excalibur. It used the Hollow Earth setting and system, which was pretty cool: You typically add together a few simple stats (points in some attribute plus points in some skill), and roll that number of special dice. If you meet or beat a small number, such as 4, you succeed; if not, you fail. Simple.

The DM clearly loved the adventure and the setting, and he understood pulp. I was playing the Pompous Professor archetype, and as soon as I yelled to the evil Nazi doctor, “You’ve befouled the name of science!” he laughed and threw me a Fate Chip (which I could turn in later to force a better die roll). I had great fun.

The latter session was also fun, though I felt more tired and thus didn’t enjoy myself as much. It was a space pulp adventure using I think a variant on the Fudge rules, in which a group of U.S. Rocket Corps fellows crash on Jupiter, and have to face the Iron Lords, Mole Men, Mind Spiders, and Living Mountains.

Character creation used the idea of your character’s novel. The back of the character sheet had five spaces: in the first you described your character’s childhood, and in the second his or her role in the Great War. In the third, you summarized the plot of a grand pulp adventure novel starring your character. You then randomly pick two other player-characters, who guest-star in your novel, while you fill in the fourth and fifth sections with how you guest-starred in other player-character’s novels. And for each of these sections, you list a few aspects of your personality that were formed by these adventures.

And the system had a fascinating mechanic: when attempting to use a skill, you simply compare your skill value to your opponent’s skill value (or a difficulty number), similarly to the Hollow Earth setting. However, you (and your opponent, if applicable) also roll “Fudge dice,” which simply have +1 on two sides, -1 on two sides, and 0 on two sides. You add the result to your total. If you’re trying to hit something, then if your final result is over the opponent’s final result, you subtract the difference from their health, armor, etc.

It’s elegant. Your stats are directly equivalent to your enemy’s, but the Fudge dice can, um, fudge the comparison in interesting ways.

I met a bunch of great guys (and some girls), many of whom I’d enjoy playing with again. Even better, I won at the raffle (twice!) netting me a bunch of old roleplaying source books (Shadowrun, Dread, Colonial Gothic, Steal Away Jordan, and many others).

I’m definitely going again in six months, if I can.

The Chatty DM

Short one today, but I want to talk about this guy.

It’s rare to come across a person as nice as the Chatty DM. He blogs about D&D, amiably and reasonably, and is a great font of knowledge and perspective. He’s very active on his comments and forum, too.

If you have any interest in fantasy roleplaying or D&D, Chatty’s a great place to check out, particularly for his forthcoming Kobold Love adventure idea.

WalaWiki.org

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Several years ago, I tried to install a wiki. Back then, the most popular wiki was a horrible mess of spaghetti code, and I just couldn’t figure it out. The others all seemed to require too much setup and configuration.

So, I wrote my own wiki engine. I had my own goals, so I didn’t call it a wiki; I called it a Wala, which I believe is a Hawaiian word for “talk” (“wiki” is Hawaiian for “quick”). My Wala includes an “Add to this page” field at the bottom of each page, so that folks can quickly append information to a page. This creates a very different user interaction flow than a standard wiki, which requires users to navigate to a separate Edit page to change a page.

I released the code on various places, and Brennen picked it up. He went his own wonderful direction with it, and ended up with a much more powerful version. He wanted to release his own version, too.

After we discussed it a bit, he created WalaWiki.org, a website backed by a Subversion repository that hosts both of our versions of the Wala.

Wala is undoubtedly the most popular piece of code I’ve ever written, and I’m very happy with it: feature complete, easy to install, and easy to change, with clean code and essentially no bugs. Literally, you just have to put two files on your website, in a non-read-only directory, and your web hosting company has to support Perl.

So, if you want to install a wiki or wiki-like app, consider Wala. And let me know what you think.

Helen Eppley’s Pound Cake

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This is the greatest pound cake in the world.

That may seem vain to you. However, I make this claim because I’ve been eating this pound cake for far longer than I’ve been making it.

This is the pound cake made by Helen Eppley, a dear woman that sat near me in church. Every week, she’d make a couple of pound cakes, and bring them to church and give them out. You never knew when you’d get one. But when you did, oh man, you knew what you’d be having for dessert.

Helen Eppley’s pound cake is rich, buttery, and dense, without being too heavy. It goes just to the edge of heavy, to use a very strange wording.

It tastes mostly of butter and vanilla, with just a hint of lemon.

It’s also fantastic when grilled and topped with vanilla ice cream.

And best of all, it’s incredibly easy to make, using the muffin method (mix butter and sugar together in a blender, add eggs and remaining wet ingredients, then add dry ingredients that have been sifted together).

Prep Time 15 minutes; total time 1 hour, 45 minutes

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3 cups (630 grams) sugar

1 and ½ cups (3 sticks) butter

5 eggs

1 cup plus 1 tablespoon (255 grams) milk

1 tablespoon vanilla

2 tablespoons lemon extract

3 cups (435 grams) flour

½ teaspoon salt

2 teaspoons baking powder

Hardware

Mixing bowl (stand mixer or bowl with hand mixer)

Two loaf pans, or one large spring-form pan

Preheat the oven to 325° F.

Grease and flour the pans. In the large bowl, cream together the butter and sugar, then beat in the eggs one at a time. Mix in milk, vanilla, and lemon extract.

Separately, whisk together the flour, salt and baking powder, then add the mixture slowly to the batter, stirring as you go.

Bake for 1 hour at 325° F, and another ½ hour at 350° F.

(Mixing tip: I put the flour, salt, and baking powder in a hand sifter, then turn the mixer on low. I hold a flexible mat next to the mixer as a ramp, sift the flour mixture onto the mat, and let it slide into the mixer. The flour mixture is incorporated into the batter gradually, and I don’t need a separate sifting step.)

The Importance of Review

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I wrote recently about the importance of writing things down, and of reviewing them. Today I want to talk about review.

By “review,” I don’t mean just looking things over. I mean study. Analysis. Deep thought.

For example, when you come across a really good article in a magazine, what do you do with it? Do you read it, then toss the magazine? How do you make sure that the information in there stays with you?

This is one of the uses for my tickler (43 folders, one for each day of the month, and one for each month of the year). If I come across a good magazine article, after reading it thoroughly—and writing down personal actions from it—I put the magazine in my tickler, so I can re-read the article later. Then repeat.

Moreover, I never read (or, for that matter, watch) anything without a piece of paper or computer file on hand, with which to record my thoughts. Ideas fly at me while I read (they probably do for you, too; you just don’t write them down and they fade away within half an hour).

That which I read, sticks.

How about you?

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