Visiting a Local Carnival

For my weekly adventure, I checked Upcoming for a list of events in my area, and noticed a carnival nearby. So I went.

Carnivals are usually much more fun in memory than in present. Carnivals should be fun, exciting, lively, with a hint of danger. You always wonder what the carnies do behind the plywood. What lives do they lead, what secrets will they never tell?

This was a small carnival, and the company’s based in this state. The website promises safety and courtesy, and that’s what you get: about a dozen rides, half a dozen games of chance, and another half-dozen food stands. Nicely spread out, but at mid-afternoon on a hot day, the bright sunlight bleaches away the suspense and hints of danger.

So I had a hot dog, and a huge piece of frozen cheesecake on a stick, dipped in chocolate. The carnies were pleasant enough, if bored, and it was just too small.

Perhaps I should go back at night. Everything changes at night.

Either way, here are a few photos:

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UPDATE: I went back the next night, and they closed at dusk. So I only got a few more photos of the rides as night fell. Disappointing, but at least I got a few interesting photos out of it.

Lagend, a colorful comic

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One of my favorite webcomics, North World, had a guest strip today by Nick Daniel of 70 Seas, so I decided to check out 70 Seas.

It’s got a unique art style, and I mean well by that. Heads are mostly spheres, colors are bright but clear, everything is hand-drawn (including the lettering), and the artist has a thus-far-flawless sense of panel composition and timing. The art style appears to be a fusion of manga, furry, experimental American comics, and Vinnie Veritas.

Note that there’s some strong language here and there.

Either way, I like the story and the characters, and I’m looking forward to seeing what happens next.

Upcoming Events from Upcoming

Seems like every week I stumble on another great service offered by Yahoo!. I’m no fan of its main site, but I love many of its services, including Games, Flickr, and GeoCities.

Here’s one I’ve been using a lot: Upcoming. You enter your zip code, and the site returns a list of events happening near you in the next few days and weeks. This includes book clubs, band performances, DJ appearances, book signings, celebrity appearances, art exhibitions, and pretty much any other public event you can think of. I’m amazed at the exhaustive listings; there are over 100 events per day within driving distance of my house alone.

You can also mark if you’re coming or interested, and see how many others have signed up. Most entries list the exact address of the event, with links to Yahoo! Maps and Google Maps for that address. You can even post any event to your iCal, Outlook, Yahoo!, or Google calendar, directly from the event’s page.

And, if you have a Yahoo! account, you can add your own events to Upcoming, direct people to the site, and track RSVPs online with it.

Overall, it’s a remarkably well-designed site that provides a useful service.

Internet Comedy That Doesn’t Suck?

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Every time I try to write about Loading Ready Run, I end up with a dry essay. Which is the antithesis of Loading Ready Run.

LRR is an online comedy team. Which immediately conjures up images of college-age guys making cheap videos and desperately trying to be funny; folks who see Saturday Night Live and think, “That’s easy!”

Ironically, LRR’s videos are cheap, but they’re also funny. Some of them are absolutely perfect; I’ve re-watched It’s Very Simple and Halo: The Future of Combat many times and am consistently floored at how well they’re executed.

LRR’s got about a dozen regular cast members, and about that many more occasional contributors. They post a new video every week, almost always a sketch a few minutes long. They have a few themes that they occasionally return to, but those rarely amount to more than three videos.

Then they did something interesting.

After posting videos every week for years, they felt a need to grow. So they created “Commodore Hustle.”

How to describe this? Okay, in creating several hundred short comedy videos, the cast members inevitably made videos in which they played, essentially, themselves. But just as inevitably, they were playing dramatized versions of themselves. Pushed to extremes. In reality, Paul isn’t quite as single-mindedly geeky as the “Paul” you see in videos.

So they decided to create an ongoing video series starring these dramatized versions of themselves. They’re essentially making a movie, in 15-minute segments of inter-related sketches about themselves working on their videos and generally dealing with life.

Which was fine and funny for the first few segments. Some of it’s bizarre, some of it well-written, some relies on editing.

Then around about episode 5, it got really interesting. They developed a villain—who plays his role perfectly—as a frustrated comedy writer who works at a video store and wants to Take Them Down. It’s evolving into a serial, really, something that I look forward to watching more of.

And they keep posting their regular videos every week, too, so they keep fresh with that.

Awesome to see folks build and develop their skills, and grow into creating something remarkable. They’re an inspiration.

(Warning: I haven’t been watching LRR recently, so likely they’ve finished Commodore Hustle or gone in a completely new direction or summat.)

How to Critique Fiction

I’m just back from writer’s group, in which I received critiques on a fantasy short story of mine.

Scott, the critiquer, always gives great critiques. Here’s why:

  • He’s detailed. As he writes, if anything strikes him as strange, out-of-place, or awkward, he immediately notes it in the margins. This is incredibly valuable, as I try to figure out what a reader understands as he or she reads.
  • He doesn’t rant or punish. He describes his reactions and problems, and suggests remedies, in the spirit of improving the story. His entire critique is focused on improving the story and the author.
  • He’s unfiltered. While always polite, he writes down every opinion and judgment as he makes them, even if they’re personal or may not apply to every reader. As he says, the author is always free to ignore every critique made, but it’s better to have more suggestions to think about than less.
  • He marks everything with an easy-to-read red pen, in print (not cursive).
  • He writes overall impressions on the last page, so I can compare his reactions as he read the story to his final impression. This is invaluable.

If you ever have to critique someone else’s writing, please emulate Scott. I look forward to critiques partly because of him.

Voicemails

After listening to too many bad voicemails recently, here are a few suggestions when leaving a voicemail:

  • Start with both names, yours and that of the person you’re calling. How many times have you got a voicemail saying, “Hi, just letting you know everything’s okay. Call me, okay?” Who is it? You have to infer from the voice. Not only is it nice to leave both names, it grounds the conversation in a particular person and gets my attention, so I’m able to tune in to the main point of the message without also trying to guess who’s talking.
  • Continue the conversation. Many voicemails are simply “Hi, this is Joan, please call me back.” That’s not very helpful, is it? When you call someone, it’s almost always to ask a question or provide an answer, right? Please do so.
  • Leave your phone number. I may have it…or I may not. If I do have it, it may be in an address book that I can’t get to at the moment. Always leave your phone number, except with very close friends.
  • Keep it brief. Since I started using these guidelines, I can’t recall leaving a voicemail more than 1.5 minutes long. If you have a lot of information to provide, a voicemail’s a poor place to put it. Leave a voicemail saying that you’ll drop the person an email with all the details.

At least, that’s what I think.

The Seven Swords

Tsui Hark (Once Upon a Time in China, A Chinese Ghost Story) recently directed the martial arts epic The Seven Swords. It’s beautiful. It’s well-acted. It’s completely incomprehensible.

The basic story is pretty straightforward—the emperor has outlawed martial arts, and a small evil army roams the countryside, slaughtering all those that practice martial arts. Someone comes to warn the village, two young people save that person, they wander for a while, then stumble upon the legendary Five Swordsmen hiding out in a mountain. They all then return as the Seven Swordsmen to kick the collective butts of the small evil army.

But the direction is muddy, and the shots are too close and don’t last long enough to make clear what’s going on. It’s not unlike the Transformers CGI movie; even if the fights had been good, I couldn’t tell what was going on.

And in an action movie, if I don’t know what’s going on, the movie loses all its fun. I watch an action film so I can enjoy the action. More depth than that is welcome, but it shouldn’t betray its central raison d’etre.

Freedom for Your Online Life

I’ve been working on a project called Your Online Life for a couple of months now. It’s a “web guide for the rest of us;” an explanation of current web tech and trends. It’s meant to describe the latest websites and services, how to use them and why you’d want to.

My original plan was to release the site as a pay service; $50 for lifetime access and upgrades. I’ve been increasingly uncomfortable with that, for a few reasons.

  • I don’t know how to market it, or to whom. I have a few contacts, but not enough.
  • While I think it’s worth $50, I don’t know how to convince others that it’s worth $50. People expect web content to be free, unless you’re the Wall Street Journal.
  • I like giving things away.

So I’ve removed the payment code. Your Online Life is now free. Go ahead and read through it, and let me know what you think.

I’ve added a tip jar, and in the next few weeks I plan to offer a few detailed, supplemental how-tos for a small fee ($15 or so), covering topics like securing your computer and a comparison of different messaging services. These are topics that will benefit from a holistic approach covering many subjects, and for which I can write essentially short books of strong, intense value.

The site’s future is still uncertain, but I feel better about it now.

Fixing MySQL in MacOS X 10.5, Leopard

Techie note:

For the past couple days, I’ve been struggling to get MySQL to run in Mac OS X 10.5. It would hang whenever I tried to start it. I finally put this updated preference pane file in ~/Library/PreferencePanes, then went in to System Preferences > MySQL and was able to start MySQL from there.

Very strange.

Four Tips for Reading Many Input Streams and Maintaining your Sanity

I keep up with a lot of different streams of input: emails, blogs, comics, Twitter, FriendFeed, Facebook, and IM. I have much to learn, but here’s what I have learned:

  • Skim. Don’t worry about catching every bit of every email. Start by skimming, then pay closer attention if the content rewards it.
  • Keep up. If you sign up for an email list, read it frequently. I read all my emails and blogs every day. Combined with skimming, it doesn’t take very long.
  • Reply immediately. Try to immediately reply to any email that needs a reply. Some may have to wait until you gather more information, of course, but can’t you reply to most right away? And the more emails sitting in your inbox waiting for a reply, the more frustration and depression you’ll feel when you look at them.
  • Keep your inboxes clean. Move all emails you’ve read to a separate folder, or delete them. Process all your Facebook notifications (choose something to do with them). Close your IM windows when the conversation ends. Get it away from you, so you can concentrate on something else.

So, read everything at a high level to begin with, often, reply quickly, then get rid of it. Don’t let it clutter up your mind.

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